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Iba un niño andaluz corriendo y….

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«Ojo» a este inventaco y por 4 duros.

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Cuestión de tallas.

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Cuando tu madre, se baña en el arroyo.

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Güenas noches.

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Melones naturales, exentos de fertilizantes.

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Yo con esa chapa, te hago todo el ruido que quieras.

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Sinceramente, yo soy el primero, ganando como el segundo.

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Que manía, la gente que va al gim y no hace piernas.

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Debe de ser un challenger desos.

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-Dame, dame, venga. -No me des mas, que no se rompe, pero mi cabeza si.

Pues dame a mi, que tu, mujer, no aguantas, na. – Eres una zorra, me has abierto la cabeza, puta.
La traducción es propia, pero casi todo real, jajajaja.

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Cuando durmiendo, te mueves mucho en la cama.

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